Score: 8

"I liked it..."

submission: Criminal!

date: November 27, 2009

Overall I really enjoyed this flash, a lot more then ones I've seen in a while. I think what really saved it was your choice to use hilarious expressions. The animation and artwork is kind of lack luster could be improved, but it seems to tell the story just fine. In addition, the voice acting itself is decent (and actually humorous at some times), however the quality is awful. I would suggest purchasing another mic entirely, it doesn't have to be high end, just something that works well enough for what your doing without giving your viewers a headache. And of course the story is fairly loose, but its a comedy so that doesn't matter much, as long as its funny (which it was).

All in all, it was humorous and entertaining, and in time hopefully your animating skills will improve so your future flashes will be even more enjoyable. 8/10, 4/5

Score: 10

"That was remarkably accurate."

submission: Newgrounds's History

date: September 17, 2009

How on earth did you gather all the necessary information for this??? And why didn't this get the front page?!?!? I already thought you had skill... but this really is incredible. You have single handedly improved the expectations of all of newgrounds with this one flash, I expect great things out of you sonny, GREAT THINGS!!

Score: 10

"Excemplary"

submission: -ESCAPE-

date: July 26, 2009

You truly are the king of the "Point 'n Click" game style, your work never ceases to stump me! Once again, more amazing puzzles, emotionally driven story, very well done backgrounds and cinematics, excellent voice-work, etc..

The best part though, is the story... its such a treat every little inch closer we get to the ultimate outcome, everything pulls together perfectly in the end, and so far this is the craziest twist i have seen in NG yet. Sad as hell, but still great.

-[10/10]/[5/5]-

Score: 10

"Loved every second."

submission: Vorago

date: July 26, 2009

I was incredibly intrigued by this, it makes me think of an interactive The Myst. I loved the artwork and how you went from ominous to horrifying. And the story on the whole is great too. Shame that a couple people dislike this game because of its religious basis, but oh well, cant please everyone can you?

Overall, so far the most entertaining game i've played here on NG (seriously), i would beg for a sequel, but it doesnt look like there really is any way to do so... shame... well, anything of the like would be good too :D (zombie apocalypse next, perhaps?)

anyways, perfect score
-[10/10]/[5/5]-

P.S.
My name is jonathan too.. crap..

Score: 8

"Not so excellent."

submission: Spoof of the Colossus

date: July 23, 2009

The 8 points is for excellent drawing skills and tons of hard work, however, the main focus of this was to be a parody, and as parody's go, this was significantly lacking in the lulz department.

The animation skills could use some work, there isnt anything in the movie that was fluent in any way, but the artwork makes up for it quite a bit. The main thing this suffers from is the lack of humor. Alot of the jokes are corny and not well narrated, and some of them either references to things many people dont know, are loosely connected, simply dont make sence, or just arent funny. The simpler the jokes, the more likely people will enjoy them.

In any case, it was still a good flash, but the style of humor just doesnt meet up to par with the others here on newgrounds, and thats why this is 2 points short of a perfect score.

-[8/10]/[4/5]-

Score: 10

"Terrific game"

submission: SAS: Zombie Assault 2

date: July 21, 2009

Overall i loved the game, and it offers plenty of replay value with all the ranks and such. The only thing I dont like is how everyone wants to downrate it because real world money is an [OPTION].

I played and beat the entire game without use of any hacking or real money weapons, and enjoyed it, yet how come the fact that using money to make it easier automatically makes the game terrible?

I am enraged that some people are giving 5's, 2's, and 0's on a perfectly great game for no logical reason, just because there is extra content that isnt free doesn't mean the game no longer is deserving of its real score. A good reviewer should review based on what IS there, and not what isn't.

This game is clearly deserving a much higher score, but the score is only as accurate as the people reviewing it, which is why it is so distorted. Oh well, anyways, the game is fun and offers plenty of challenge to it. I look forward to your next creation.

-[10/10]/[5/5]-

P.S.
I bet that this review will be marked as useless in less than 30 minutes.

Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Hedgehog Launch 2

date: July 20, 2009

The story mode is incredibly short but very amusing, and the free mode is even more so because you can keep going higher and higher :).

I personally think that if you ever consider making another one, make the game more difficult to beat >.> i loved the whole moon thing but i didnt like how everything just ended at mars X.x

well either way, i loved the game.

--unbeatable score
6,032.00$ [money]
x42.17 [highest elevation]
x364.4 [run time]

92,705,412.30 [total score]
[hint: I literally fell asleep while I was getting this score :) message me if you can beat it.]

Score: 10

"HAH >:}"

submission: Cooking Sama

date: June 14, 2009

That was an interesting mix...

I like how it seemed so predictable, but totally wasn't. The first hint was the missing finger... XD. And I should have guessed the other part. Squid + anime style = !!!!!!!NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. "Cant unsee!!" - Epic..

Well now that the miscellaneous notes are out of the way, here comes the raw statistics. Great artwork, fluent animation, matching music (in a humorously misleading match kinda way.), AWESOME humor, and that's it.

-[10/10]/[6/5]-

(that wasn't a typo, I integrated a 6 option and clicked it.)

Score: 1

"om...wtf......"

submission: Res. Evil: Jill's Break

date: June 14, 2009

i...... what?

That looked SO HORRIBLE, there were infinite things wrong with this flash!!
It showed inappropriate material which, normally i wouldn't mind, but since everything looked so BAD it actually hurt my eyes (not literally but it was pretty ew.)

Probably the original artist is better than THIS by now (Hopefully.), so don't take this as an insult, just a persons feedback on this humorously bad flash. It was hilarious, but the overall quality doesn't exactly add up to much.

Score: 10

"Wow. Just.... Wow."

submission: Mecha Dress Up Game

date: June 9, 2009

Terrific. I dont even know where to begin. This is truly awesome, this is such an excellent display of imagination and artistic excellence. I would type more, but i want to get back to making more epic creations. Thanks much for making this~~

-[10/10]/[5/5]-